he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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