Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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