let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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