Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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