What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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