Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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