we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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