Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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