So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
