Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
try to milk me bitch
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