all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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