and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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