Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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