Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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