I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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