cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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