I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
