Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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