And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
