i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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