OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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