I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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