Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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