Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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