all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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