Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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