I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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