Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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