If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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