Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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