Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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