Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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