We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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