I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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