oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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