He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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