she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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