Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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