"it" just moved
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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