why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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