The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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