in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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