Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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