he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Its about making memories worth repressing
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That accounts for only three of the penises
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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