broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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