do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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