Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
third nipple confirmed
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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