how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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