You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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