sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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