Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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