i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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